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Ryan Raped A Freshman
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A parody of "Freshman" by the Verve Pipe.
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I don't really consider us a real band, since we just joke around and jam for fun. We have several categories of songs, though most of them are inside jokes. We have Parodies in which we stick our friends into the song (like "Ryan Raped A Freshman") and just Parodies where we change it to sound funny (like "Wang Wang"). Then there are Carl Remixes, which are said to be seamless, but aren't seamless at all. Those I make by sticking Carl into different songs I think he would sound funny in. There are also Instrumental Demos, which I have created just goofing around. They aren't that great, but they were just done fairly quickly. They are more like ideas than actual songs, so you'll hear mistakes in them. "It don't matter.. non a dis matters."
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #132
Peak in subgenre #64
Author
Jonathan, Nik, and Isaac
Uploaded
September 20, 2005
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MP3 1.6 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
Jonathan, Nik, and I were bored so we decided to write this.
Lyrics
When Ryan came to college he just wanted laid, He met a girl named Liz, she was in the 5th grade, Liz gave it up to him but she was just a slut, He really wanted Ann, for da butt. Ryan raped a freshman, Horny dirty freshman, Ryan raped a freshman, Horny dirty freshman. Ryan goes to a party, and he whips out a rubber, She says you're too small for that, whale blubber, Ryan starts to feel funny with one sip of beer, He begins to scream the cock tastes like deer. Ryan raped a freshman, Horny dirty freshman, Ryan raped a freshman, Horny dirty freshman. Ryan has a safe that he likes to lock, He hides in it pictures of da cock. Ryan rapes a freshman, Horny dirty freshman.
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