Possibly the greatest political stand in the history of music. Turkey for National Bird points the political finger of truth at a long-trusted American "hero." May your eyes be opened by the song's relevant message.
(Guitar by Derek Decker)
sounds like a bus and a jukebox humming sweet melodies together.
We were soldiers once, and young. But also, we were not. Mostly the latter. We love antique furniture. We proudly vote for any party that supports a change of national bird, and while we own dental floss, we don't know where we left it.
Story behind the song
Polititical songs are so popular these days, they're a cliche. Heck, they're no longer a risk. They sell records like crazy, regardless of weather the artists have any idea what they're taking about, or any power to change anything.
Turkey For National Bird is one such song. However, instead of picking on the usual target, (dubya), we've uncovered the lies of a long-standing, much trusted political leader. THe song goes into the details of how the particular leader never did anything for us, and suggests a new candidate for his admittedly permanent position. The song ends with a fresh and edgy rallying cry of "JOIN THE REVOLUTION!" Although it's probably unneccesary. This song is enough of a revolution in itsself to set everything right without your help.
Lyrics
We can’t take it anymore, we’re disgruntled patriots
We’re sick and tired of shabby two-bit icons representing us
I don’t like their shifty eyes, I just don’t like birds of prey
Who made bald eagles our national symbol, anyway?
This whole thing is an outrage, I object, I’m so insulted
Did they put it to a vote? ‘cause I was not consulted.
The media has brainwashed us with lies too long
I think that America should think about moving on
I think that Ben Franklin knew a way that was better
Buy a T-shirt, grab a sign, call up your local senator
Turkey for national bird
I think we all agree it’s time now for a change
Turkey for national bird
I’m pretty sure that there’s a way that it can be arranged
Turkeys taste like chicken, and their beaks are really cool
Turkey heads are multi-colored red and white and blue
Eagles drift around all day, they’re lazy and they’re dull
Always proud and pompous, no humility at all
Lets go back and make a change, admit that we chose wrong
And let’s not tell the folks who disagree with this song
Turkey for national bird
When the politicians buy this album, we will make a difference
Turkey for national bird
I’m pretty sure our band has got a lot of political influence
Don’t know how the system works or understand the government
Yeah, we know they meant for the bald eagle to be permanent
Let’s just bend the rules for once to give us what we want
Buy our merchandise to spread the revolution on
Turkey for national bird
Notice us ‘cause we just boiled a pot of controversy
Turkey for national bird
Down with the establishment, This country needs a turkey.
Country needs a turkey
Country needs a turkey
Join the revolution
Join the revolution
