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Burn Down de Wal-Mart
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It's Calypso time again! How low can you go? Certainly no lower than the gang in Bentonville!
jazz comedy swing parody novelty satire 1930s spoof 1920s mad magazine
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Surrealistic novelty songs, trenchant satire, and enlightened silliness to wake up the mind and make it smile.
I have been writing and performing songs since around 1977--composing most of my material in the mid-1990s. The wholly inadequate genre pigeonhole I could be crammed into with some difficulty is "novelty"--but my stuff ranges from the surrealistic to the darkly satirical to the just plain silly. I stick to 32-bar pop styles as a rule, but I have dabbled in blues, calypso, and other forms. My music sounds as if it were created from the 1920s through the 1950s in a parallel universe--the effect is entirely intentional. I try to wake up the mind and make it smile. If I must occasionally offend in the process, so be it.
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #24
Peak in subgenre #13
Author
Andy Senior
Rights
1994, 2005 Andy Senior
Uploaded
August 15, 2005
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MP3 2.3 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
What is there to say about Wal-Mart that hasn't already been said? It's the 800 pound gorilla of American capitalism. And I, obviously, have a death wish. (To add to the obnoxiousness factor, I've tried to make this recording as cheesy and inept as humanly possible. Enjoy!)
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Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; Why they be buildin’ another store That’s just a great big eyesore? They have begun a construction boom, Pretty soon they run out of room; Then Wal-Mart be takin’ all our property Just to boost up de economy. Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; Wal-Mart bulldoze me house ‘cause they need me lot, It’s all a great big Wal-Mart plot. Wal-Mart used to like to say, “Buy stuff made in de U. S. of A.” But stuff is so cheap from de Red Chinese Wal-Mart shuttin’ U. S. factories. Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; Downsized people got to be good sports, Shut up and buy all de nice imports. Wal-Mart love its associates And maybe someday give them health benefits; Wal-Mart insure each life of its “Family” And make Wal-Mart beneficiary. Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; Don’t fall asleep on your shift, by heck– Wal-Mart bury you just to get check. Wal-Mart sellin’ stuff nearly free To try and build up its monopoly; They put their rivals out of business Then they raise their prices, I guess; Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; Wal-Mart be serving us very fine– In a cheese sauce with some wine. Burn down de Wal-Mart, Burn down de Wal-Mart; From sea to sea, soon this great big land Will be under de Wal-Mart brand. Burn it down!
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