HAL aka The Lyrikal Miracle aka 'Cryptic the Wordsmith'. UK rapper/emcee.<a href=http://www.myspace.com/mchal target=_blank><img src=http://x.myspace.com/images
I spit - cos spitting is my hobby
A laid back style say he aint doing it properly
A clean sweep like dale winton with a shopping trolley
I win the lottery and spend it all on silly putty
I gotta have it main event get the spot light on me
Like Dom Jolly screaming hello in packed lobby
I speak properly plus my features makes the girls love me
If said softly I might pop in for some tea or coffee
Sticking toffee after one verse your wallet want me
Crowds scream say I’m fat like there’s so much of me
Schemes sloppy plus my mind maps a photo copy
You can’t knock me got my conscience saying dame I’m cocky
Catchy like the theme in Rocky
While these hiphop nerds got me saying beam me up Scotty
My sex pistols like a rotten johnny
In fact stop me nah this bits soppy let me flip story
The pattern bore me verse 2 now you cant ignore me
Close your eyes breath in let your soul absorb me
My plots you cant hackman like get shorty
If I say I have 40 winks that means 40
Hours flip the scene like I’m Mike Flowers
Sharp plus I’m a psycho have you scared of showers
Then my tongue devours beats so the track cowers
Girls wear tight shirts see front like faulty towers
Cant explain but they love me like Austin Powers
Sick of acts with less flavour than a paper towel has
