Watch what you eat, or the Handwich will choke you
Story behind the song
eating handwiches
Lyrics
This is the tale,
Of unseen fingers hidden in food..
Food forged by SATAN-
That notoriously DEVILISH dude.
So heed these verses
And beware
Of the foul food's curses.
And maybe just maybe
You'll avoid toxocology nurses!
On the tray the Handwich lay
As it beckoned me to bite it!
Saw a wreath, when sunk my teeth.
Then I choked as I tried to
Fight it!!
Do not eat the foul food no.
Might taste good and fill you..
It'll escape and shred your tum!
And it might just kill you..!
There is no way
To evade sinister ingested HAND..
A HAND that will grip you
And slash at you where you do stand!
Beneath the lettuce
And the bread and dressing atop it,
Lies lethal horror!
And there's no known way you can stop it!
Not the bread that made me dead
But the DEMON sitting between it!
And the deed that made me bleed
Spoiled my day, if only I'd seen it!
Handwich.. Why do you taste so damn good to me?
Handwich.. You are so foul!
Hungry.. You know I'm hungry, yet you tempt me!
Handwich.. My belly growls!!
