Crushing tale of Tony and his malevolent sidekick, the hernia
Story behind the song
dedicated to Tony and his Hernia
Lyrics
Hernia pain
Its just so incovenient.
Tony can no longer strut.
Heaving and lifting
His innards still drifting
Outside the walls from his gut.
Shifting a crate
His belly filled with hate.
Out of Tony
It wanted to migrate!
A funny shape
Would make his belly drape!
Tony's hernia:
Just trying to escape!
Herrrr-Neeee-Aaaaaaagh
Herrrr-Neeee-Aaaaaaagh
Doctors he's missed
While on a waiting list.
Waiting to meet
The National Health Fist!
Ripping his flesh
From here to Marrakech!
Tony's hernia-
No longer very fresh..!
Hernia pain
Its just so uninvited.
Guts spilling out as you lay.
Leave it too long
It goes hard and gets strong
So that Popeye himself could not push it away!
