Fast'n'fiery Spanish-based theatrical dance/song, verse/reply-style chorus with singing parts taken by solo instruments [instrumental: Flying Tadpole]
Blues: guitar/piano/wind/drums instrumental or vocal. Satirical pop. World. New Age. Neoclassical. Celtic. Musicals. Classical. Opera. Even the odd bit of COu
A mix of Flying Tadpole, Tim Fatchen, and performances of The Internet Opera.
Flying Tadpole has Blues, satire, light rock on offer.
Alter ego Tim Fatchen concentrates on new age/neoclassical, usually instrumental and keyboard based. Styles like: George Winston, Yanni, Enya.
The Internet Opera is musical and light opera, intended for performance with additional artists. Rocky Horror meets HMS Pinafore.
Story behind the song
About "No! No More":
This is Act2 No7 of the musical "The Internet Opera". Our heroine Katysails in a fiery dance confronts Capt Creel, the Ghost Girls, Gilligan and Tadpole. The newsgroup applauds vigorously, while staying out of the fight... This instrumental version up temporarily for jacksonbaordjunkies people and any others who stumble in. See http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com for more
Lyrics
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE!
(KATYSAILS and LADY SAILOR advance like furies on CAPT CREEL. CHORUS progressively switches back on to clap through the following number.)
NO! NO, NO MORE!
WE'LL HEAR NO MORE
TWISTED TIRADES AND ABUSIVE BUCKETING FROM YOU!
NO! NO MORE,
WE'LL HEAR NO MORE
BITTER SPITEFUL
FOUL FRIGHTFUL
ROT!
[Gilligan, Tadpole]
SURELY YOU SEE
WHAT'S PLAIN TO ME,
YOUR POSITION OF INFERIORITY!
SO YOU SHOULD SEIZE
OPPORTUNITIES
TO IMPROVE YOUR LOT!
(KATYSAILS and LADY SAILOR diverted from CAPT CREEL, eye-popping with rage and fury at GILLIGAN, TADPOLE; KATYSAILS seizes TADPOLE's boathook. )
WHY NOT HEAR HIM OUT?
[PC]
(doubling up with laughter at the mayhem the women are introducing)
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
YOU WE'RE NO LONGER LISTENING TO!
[Gilligan, Tadpole]
WHY NOT HEAR HIM OUT?
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
WHATEVER FOR?!
[Ghost Girls]
(wriggling happily)
THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN!
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
(KATYSAILS now turns on the GHOST GIRLS with the boathook. )
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
DO YOU MEAN THE CEDAR BUCKETING?
[Ghost Girls]
(wriggling unhappily)
THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN?
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
NEVER! NO MORE!
[Gilligan, Tadpole]
(continue their retreat from KATYSAILS and LADY SAILOR)
CAPTAIN, BEWARE! HARRIDANS THERE,
EV'RY GRUDGE THEY HAVE THEY BRING TO BEAR!
AND THO' WE TRY TO MOLLIFY,
THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE!
[Ghost Girls, Bobsprit]
CAPTAIN, BEWARE! HARRIDANS THERE,
EV'RY GRUDGE THEY HAVE THEY BRING TO BEAR!
AND THO' WE TRY TO MOLLIFY,
THEY DON'T SEEM TO CARE!
[Ghost Girls]
(really worried now)
THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN?
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
DO YOU MEAN THE CEDAR BUCKETING?
[Ghost Girls]
THERE'S SO MUCH TO LEARN . . .
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
NEVER! NO MORE!
[Gilligan, Tadpole]
(cowering behind SEAHAG)
WHY NOT HEAR HIM OUT?
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
YOU WE'RE NO LONGER LISTENING TO!
[Gilligan, Tadpole]
WHY NOT HEAR HIM OUT?
[PC]
BWA-HA-HA!
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
WHATEVER FOR?!
CAPT. CREEL
(righteous indignation)
SURELY YOU SEE
WHAT'S PLAIN TO ME,
YOUR POSITION OF INFERIORITY!
SO YOU SHOULD SEIZE
OPPORTUNITIES
FOR IMPROVEMENT OF YOUR SAD AND SORRY FEMALE LOT!
(Whole CHORUS now clapping the women. )
[Katysails, Lady Sailor]
NO! NO, NO MORE!
WE'LL HEAR NO MORE
TWISTED TIRADES AND ABUSIVE BUCKETING FROM YOU!
NO! NO MORE,
WE'LL HEAR NO MORE
BITTER AND SPITEFUL AND
WICKED AND FRIGHTFUL AND
NOISOME AND DESPOTIC,
QUITE NEUROTIC,
VILE PSYCHOTIC
ROT!!
[PC]
NO PART WE WANT OF YOUR MAD PANTINGS,
RIGHT-WING WACKO RABID RANTINGS!
[Katysails]
POPULIST! MISOGYNIST!
[Lady Sailor]
SEXIST, INDIVIDUALIST!
[PC]
ELITIST AND SUPREMACIST;
ALL THESE AND MORE WE ALL RESIST!
[PC, Katysails, Lady Sailor]
GO, MAKE THE 'NET A BETTER PLACE!
SAIL TO WHERE NONE KNOW YOUR FACE!
