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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #2,648
Peak in subgenre #1,183
Author
absent_minded84
Rights
2005
Uploaded
April 25, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
you get slashed wit a rasor... til it gave you a gash,
wearin jason mask, i'll smash ya face into glass,
poundin ya ass down wit nuckles made out of brass
i love killing people, but i save it for last
im a asshole....youd be affraid when i pass
im a short guy...but the size of a ape when i rap
i battle and ate ever rapper wit all the rage that i have
nock you out like mike tyson cause im as crazy as that
my heart rates racin when im blazin the grass
im cravin a blast...whoever gave me the crack
the last day i went racing a jag, wit david and mat
and some one gave me the finger, so i chased him wit gats
gimme a nother half o.... trust me... im payin you back
the next pay check i get, 'll go straight in to that
if not, ill walk in the bank wavin a bat
if you disconnect my respect...ill staple it back
i see lots of racists rapper....im just statin the facts..
like emcee rayne sayin nigger... and he aint even black
oops did i just say that....im takin it back
ok, i aint black, but im amazin at rap
so im a rap every day, sit back and wait for the cash
then take it and dash, save it til im 80, and fat
unable to whipe my ass, then pay some lady for that
ill get famous, and ask jenna jameson to flash
me naked while i slap her in the face wit the back
of my hand then i stab everyone i hate in the back
remember me, especially when i get placed in the map
this is me expose myself.. as naked as ass
makin raps..the funny ones is makin you laugh
...the sick ones is just makin you gasp
like....how the fuck is he makin this rap
...today i can feel that my brain is just wacked
there was fuckin dog shit on the place i just sat
i smell like shit, and my face isnt shaved
i left the razorblade in the club sniffin concain in the bathroom
i complain when im sad....youll be slain when im mad
im deranged in the head...whack ya legs wit a axe
high school was just a huge fuckin pain the ass
but i got my deploma....came shit faced to the grad
stab a blade in ya back, then toss you in lake and it splash
if ya dont die...as long as you feel the pain then im glad
ya tracks all, dont cut it like a rusty hack saw,
too much trash talk, ill slash you all and play wit the scab
i asked ya mom, to wear a black thong, took it half off
then jacked off half way, then i pentrated her ass
and came faster than havin my fuckin face in a snatch
all day while havin a babe masterbatin my cack
i leave the ladies itchin cause they chaffin and rashed
wit hiv... they like dj's when they scratch
after i have her face lickin and tastin my sack
fuck her mouth so hard, my dick breaks through the back
steal the air in your longues and replace it wit gas
watch you colapse on ya face then wait til it splats
maybe i should pray, so when i say grace im a ask
god if i can purchase the earth..and pay it and cash
quit makin so much racket...im takin a nap
i drank a 24 and smoked weed... im baked and im smashed
my dicks so big, im causin earth quakes when it smacks
s the floor when it drops down..when im takin bath
wit my cock out.... so watch out one day when i snap
bring you back to the alley way and bash ya face wit a bat
my girlfriends in sane... she might start rapin ya ass
wit a fake cock attached to her waste wit a strap
so you crashed your car...almost smash ya face in the crash
and the frame is all mangled and almost breakin your back
fuck the jaws of life, i brought a knife, to save you from that
but then ya vertabrae snaps and it breaks you in half
i tattoo my self, how fuckin crazy is that
most people would try, then feel the pain and colapse
.......fuck what ever education you have
im gonna go farther than any destination you have
its a discrase that you rap...face it yer wack,
just delete all ya music... start erasin the crap
thats based on a fact, just push play and youll have
the proof, that rappin what you rap is a waste of a track
after hearin this, you won
