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Spikes and the Portland-Metro Bus Line
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About a gay guy that hit on me on the bus.
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Wierd shit.
Captain Thunderpants is an individual "artist," for lack of a better word. At any rate, what will assault your ears cannot really be classified under any genre of music. It has various influences such as some old school punk and oi the Captain has heard, as well as old school heavy metal and old school rock. Lots of old school. Some modern death metal, too. Regardless, though, it'll be different, that's for sure. Whether or not you like it is entirely up to you. Captain Thunderpants - Guitars, vocals His computer - Bass, drums and synthesiser Eli the Jew - Backup vocals and guitar solo in "Boots n' Braces."
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Genre
Alternative Ska
Charts
#18,631 today Peak #158
#368 in subgenre Peak #5
Author
Captain Thunderpants
Uploaded
April 13, 2005
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MP3 1.7 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
The gay guy that hit on me on the bus. He didn't even pay any attention to the fact that I'm not gay, nor do I look gay at all. His stupid behaviour and blatant faggotry triggered my disrespect. Not that I'm a homophobe; this guy is just the kind of guy that makes my gay friends want to be straight.
Lyrics
SPIKES AND THE PORTLAND-METRO BUS LINE (BEN LIKES MEN, NOT WOMEN) I got on the bus Yesterday at sunset When a long-haired version Of Biff Henderson smiled at me And said, "I like your spikes, You sexy man!" In a voice that was Positively gay I felt violated But I hadn't the heart To tell him to Go away Cos Ben likes men, not women He wants guys, not dolls He likes backdoor action It drives him up the wall Yes, Ben likes men, not women Ladies turn him off He likes males, not females Women make him cough He likes boys, not girlies He likes it up the butt His ex-girlfriend told me, "Ben snipped off his nuts." Now I could lament forever About how he likes to be raped But suffice it to say, He's extremely gay Makes my gay friends want to be straight Oi!
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