Write one about a kingdom of fairies that has a great war with a kingdom of goblins. You can decide how it ends.
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The king of the fairies
Was sitting on his great thrown
His name was Michael Jackson
"Tinker Bell, please tell me.
What's going on out there?"
"Michael, it's getting pretty hairy.
The goblin horde
Is almost at our doors
And our people are powerless to stop them."
"It's true us fairies
Have no weapons of our own
And besides, it's not even in our nature."
"Send out for help!
Call all the lawyers!
They'll help us out
If they know we have money."
When news reached the Goblin Senate, all hell broke loose.
"What?!"
"Lawyers?!"
"That's impossible!"
"We can't fight lawyers!"
"What will we do?"
"Maybe we should just give it up. It's not worth it. Not if we have to fight...lawyers."
"Get a hold of yourself, man, you're talking crazy!"
"Gentlemen...I have an idea...
My mother used to say
'Son, listen to these words
When confronted with lawyers
Always
Fight lawyers
With lawyers.'"
"Send out for help!
Call all those lawyers!
Tell them we have more!
That they should come fight for us."
And the battle raged on
Hot lawyer-on-lawyer action
For years...and years...and years...
The squirrels
Were watching it all from their trees
And the whole time
Only one thought
Only one thing
Ever entered their mind:
"Man...what the fuck?"
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