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If I Were Richard Carpenter
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Will make you laugh, will make you cry, will make you listen to adult contemporary. Voted Best Cover Band of 1994 by the Saticoy Herald.
Band was created out of necessity. Too many creative people with nothing to do. Band consists of Will, Howard, Laura, and Jeff.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #40
Peak in subgenre #14
Author
H. Morey
Uploaded
March 24, 2005
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MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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If I were Richard Carpenter But didn't act like a lady, Would you still let me decorate The house if we married? Though we’ve only just begun And I seem affected Would you let me stand close to you I swear I’m not infected Save my love through rainy days Save my love through Mondays I’ll stop giving piano lessons And I won’t vacuum on Sundays If I didn’t groom so well Would you still love me? Answer me babe, "Yes I would, But stop shaving so closely” If I weren’t effeminate Or at least not as much so Could I keep the color chart? Could I paint the bedroom? If I were Richard Carpenter And not such a lady, Would you marry me anyway? I won’t get a sex change Would you marry me anyway? I swear I won’t get the sex change
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