Lyrics
CWebb ft. N&N
"My First Freestyle" (My first single)
Yeah, lets see how long I can go on this one
CWebb, N&N, lets go
[CWebb]
Oh no, guess who's back on the track? Guess who doin all that?
Yoinked another damn beat and that's a fact
F the traditional 16, this a is freebie
So I might just be here a bit long than I need be
Sorry but I had to go and jack another, tell my mother
Tell my brother, tell my dad, betcha ass he won't call back
It's enough to make me laugh, har har, as fake as that
Taken back, har har, laughed again, still it's fake
Never wait, longer then you need cause you won't catch a break
Catch these nuts, in your face, clear your plate, now make way
Webbana, had to go and say my name, half of it
Tion, son, that's the other half, now I'm happy, kid
I'm a happy kid, dance, even though I'm not that good
Can't stop me from doing it because I believe that I could
Dance, prance, shake, skip, bake bread, break necks
Simultaniously, yep, multitasking's quite the test
South Side representa, in VA, for today
Cacky Lacky's where I'm from, capitol of South Carolay
Richmond Memor's where I'm born, Richmond City's where I live
Grab your wives and tell your kids conincidence just hit me, man
Spider Man, here, not that Parker punk who got his ass
Handed to him by the Goblin and Auto Octavias
Got no hairs up on my chest but maybe that's just for the best
I lasted this long, cheer me on, WHOOP deedly YES!
[Chorus]
This was supposed to be my first freestyle
But I just messed that all up
This had potential for a par-o-dy spot
But I guess I don't give a... what
(N&N's feeling a little sick right now, so lemme help him out with his verse)
[N&N+CWebb]
Baby mama drama over yander fueled by bad karma
Pharmacy from down the street delivers pills to Room 16
Popped the first, popped the second, popped the tenth, that's her record
Babies still crying, daddy's lying, mommy's dying, help her
But they can't, daddy hit her 15 times on purpose
Slapped her cross the face, anal raped, was it all worth it?
Sirens down the street heard, dad better get outta dodge
Law dogs approachin quick, back window's his only option
Second floor, that's a problem, hope the fall breaks both his legs
Takes a hop, daddy's saved, dumpster landing 'stead of pavement
Breaking camp he gotta go, where he stops, no one knows
Cross the lot, look over his shoulder just to check for cops
There one goes, belly pot, pot belly, it's my story
Lemme tell it, dammit ah, help me out cause I forgot
What I said, oh yeah, daddy hops into a car
16Hot wired on the spot, daddy was part of the mob
In a past life, good thing he remembered tonight
Fat pig, runnin slow, losing breath, passes out
Turn out the lights, piggies suck, unless they're on the plate for lunch
Badge wearing fo-daisey, nightstick bearin punks
Where was I, forgot again? Oh that's right, dad peels out
Stolen ride, through the night, what the hell was that about?
Wonderin if daddy got away or got jacked?
You'd prolly never know if daddy wasn't on this track, HAHA!
[Chorus]
This was supposed to be my first freestyle
But I just messed that all up
This had potential for a par-o-dy spot
But I guess I don't give a... what
There's no doubt that this track alone could
Be great for the underground
But I'll just get my ass kick for it
Ow owow ow ow ow owwww