Lyrics
Intro (Y2Shingo):
Ok, what's the deal with Gau?
Sho-Dawg, B.I. ... get on the
mic and school these fools!
Sho-Dawg:
Let me say a few words about the G-A-U
I mention that sucker's name and all of you say "Who"?
He's a biter, a rider, a friggin' cliche who
Swears he's a such great fighter, oh yeah! He's gay too!
I'd say a little more, but the kid just sucks
The suckiest suck who ever sucked who gets buttfucked
On his own will, and this is no joke, jack
I think he takes a few pills and then he smokes crack
When Gau was first around, he went after Ryuhi
Fiendin' for her booty, as if it was his duty
Tried to be a thug, but that sucker was so fruity
He could have been an extra in some fangirl's favorite movie
You know one of those rockstars, um...Visual Kei?
Punk unoriginal, straight-up stereotypical GEI
Cause when his plan didn't work, Gau guessed
That he'd hang up his LUGZ and JNCOs and put on a dress!
Chorus:
Sho-Dawg:
Who's that motherfucker who resorts to crossdressin'
when attempts to be a badass made a bad first impression?
B.I.:
The G.A.U., The G.A.U., The G.A.U., the who? G.A.U.
Sho-Dawg:
Who's that punk-ass, jock-ridin' faggot
Goin' up the ass so much, people call him crack addict?
B.I.:
The G.A.U., The G.A.U., The G.A.U., the who? G.A.U.
B.I.:
We thought the G.A.U. was gone, but that was wishful thinkin'
It's like the toilet was flushed, but the shit's still stinkin'
If he wanted to disappear, the little queer had his chance
But along came a little jackanapes named Lance
Montague into Pacific to be specific
The clues were way to conspicuous for anybody to miss it
The idjit walked the same, talked the same
Kicked the same lame-ass game, certainly I thought his name
was really Gau, but how he was frontin' was sick
Found out he was humpin' that trick that set me up,
that son of a bitch!
The harlot got away, but on the next day, the G-A-U
Was all in my face, talkin' about "She played you!"
I said "Hey who...the hell do you think you are, son"
And after a scuffle, I tossed him against the wall, all's done
Later I found out he jumped off a ledge, that made me feel better
Until I see some drag queen named "Vanessa", it's Gau, that oil-checker!
Chorus
Sho-Dawg:
Hey, B.I., remember when Gau tried to be like Strider?
B.I.
Fuckin' biter, the way he rides the jock/ It's
no wonder he calls himself a Ruff Ryder, Kasugano, wouldn't mind her
Ridin' me, but when it's Gau, the ride's unauthorized
Sho-Dawg:
How the hell can people not see through his lies
And each and every disguise, it never seems to surprise
It's like he doesn't recognize, causin' his own demise
B.I.:
I despise, I can see through him even with my effed up eyes
Starin' through these polarized amber-lensed sunglasses
What's Gau takin' us for, a bunch of dumbasses?
Sho-Dawg:
I don't know, but he sucks dick like a junkie on the pipe
Lookin' at anyone's ass, thinkin' that it's ripe
For the pickin', bend that ass over and watch him start dickin'
No doubt it's sickenin', he'll even dress like a chick
He takes it both ways, packin' all kinds of shit
B.I.:
There's no cack he won't whack, nor any rim he won't lick!
Chorus
Chorus 2:
Y2Shingo:
First he was Gau, then he was Lance
Either way you slice it, the sucker never wore pants
B.I.
The G.A.U., the G.A.U., the G.A.U., the who? G.A.U.
Y2Shingo:
Went from Lance, to Chloe, to Vanessa
Is there anyone out there who can stop this oil-checker?
B.I.
The G.A.U., the G.A.U., the G.A.U., the who? G.A.U.
