Lyrics
my penis rises up like tha crowd
im proud 2 be loud
all tha little peons bowed
2 tha emperor, check my temperature
im ill...
im ahead-of-u, im the incredible criminal
minimal energy from me will kill him-and-u
cradle-2-tha-grave, im unable-2-behave
unstable-in-a-rage, disabled-in-a-daze
im a sick-fuck, if u get ur dick-sucked, its shit-luck
go lick-nuts and get-fucked
i spit-shit thats liquid u dipshit
yo, get-bit don’t act like a nitwit
i dunno if this track’ll-flop, but this shit i have-2-drop
snap, crackle,-pop, i’ll be back 2 grapple and tackle-cops
ur in a urinal, u aint pure and theres no curin u
im venereal, when im in a fury, i’ll bury u
i’ll diss-u-queer and make it crystal-clear
just-come-here, my pistols-near along wit missiles and spears
i boom like thunder, leave u six feet under in tha tundra
its no wonder, u committed a blunder
makin moolah, I got “twelve inches” im tha “ruler”
i’ll fool-a jeweler, yo, im “cooler” than a “cooler”
ooh-la-la I’ll school-ya, make u do tha hula
i’ll duel-a pool-of crueler versions of don shula
i practice practical tactics, im back wit magical havoc
my radical mathematical words are crackin u, U FAGET!!!
creep-up-2 tha people-who are freakin-u
keep concealed, kneel, jump up and yell, “Peek-A-Boo!!!”
leak-a-few drops of blood, I stop-slugs
I swat-bugs, I got-drugs, u want-nugs?
when men-go 2 bingo 2 mingle
they speak lingo and sing, yo, 2 bitches bigger than christopher kringle
jingle, jingle...they eat every single pringle
i’ll bring u high, tha king’ll be certain 2 make ur brain tingle
u cant tinkle standin-up, one brandy-cup and-ur-fucked
man, u aint a man, u aint man-enough
ur feeble, b, tweedle-dee, deedle-doo
my speed’ll screw u over drivin needles and screws in u
take off yer shoes please, dude, when ur comin into my office
make an appointment, please, tha point is u cant stop-this
