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Did Somebody Say Kruschev?
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Crunk Bear has been reading the Daily Worker recently. Check this beat out and let me know what's good, hopefully you'll give me good MARX (thanks Family Guy that was my line first). But fo real, the beat is murda.
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Just me, crunkbear, but I'm always looking for more people to get crunk.
Imagine you are camping with a cooler full of Crunk Juice. Now imagine that a bear tore apart that cooler and drank all of the crunk juice, that is my band.
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Genre
Beats Beats General
Charts
Peak #1,101
Peak in subgenre #211
Uploaded
December 30, 2004
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MP3 1.7 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
SO this one time crunk bear was chillin in the ATL with my man Dirty Bird and my homie Lil Jon and Adriana Lima showed up. She started giving the bear a lap dance and I was like "word, this chick is murda." So she finished her dance and we had sex, supermodels love the crunkbear. I was doing her doggystyle, and she was like I want your crunk juice all over my back and immeaditely I thought of one thing, PHILLY FAKE OUT. She loved it. After that Adriana was like Okay, I gotta go, "I love you." The crunk bear had moved on by then and paid no attention to her. By then dirty and Lil Jon were mad crunk and their own homegrown ATL honeys, so I was like damn, that shit is whack. I rolled out into Coca-Cola land to find something to do. After walking for about 10 miles the crunk bear came across a two ring circus, it wasn't three ring, they were too poor. So I walked in and there was this clown chilling doing some crack, and then out of nowhere comes Mary Kate Olsen, and I was like oh shit, the enquirer was right, Mary Kate is on crack, what a ho. So crunk bear was like bump this and bounced. Out of nowhere and I ran into Ellen Degeneres, and I said "everytime I try to watch the daily show online i have to watch your stupid ass commercial first." So I knocked her down and took a shit on her face. This song was inspired by trunk monkeys.
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