*Funny*
a song about...well u figure it out....i rap the 3rd verse ( C-R-A-N-K-I-N.....B-A-T-E-S....) and the 6th (the weekends here/ alvin's gone.....)
With Chad Addison and J. Suave
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Story behind the song
hey hey hey CPB everyday
Lyrics
Chorus:
Crank Phat Bates (It's how we do)
Crank Phat Bates ( How bout u?)
Crank Phat Bates (Everyday)
Crank Phat Bates (The only way)
Chad:
I like to crank bates, i like to drink beer/
Even on Christmas, yo, happy new year!/
exercisin' like no one's shit/
crankin phat bates is the ultimate/
yo,crankin phat bates like ain't no joke/
i'd do it everyday even if i was broke/
movin' the mouse 32 inch screen/
Milf Hunter here i come you better watch out B/
uhuh, crankin phat bates what comes next?/
u know what girl, this is better than sex/
...well i wouldnt really know, but anyway....yo, yo....
Chorus:
Crank Phat Bates (It's how we do)
Crank Phat Bates ( How bout u?)
Crank Phat Bates (Everyday)
Crank Phat Bates (The only way)
J. Suave:
dibikita this, dibikita that/
crankin bates is so phat/
today when Stush was gone i cranked a phat bate/
i must say atleast a 9.8/
well if i got a nickel for crankin bates here/
oh shit son i'd be a millionaire!
Chorus:
Crank Phat Bates (It's how we do)
Crank Phat Bates ( How bout u?)
Crank Phat Bates (Everyday)
Crank Phat Bates (The only way)
KayWhy:
C-R-A-N-K-I-N/
B-A-T-E-S ...I win/
i love to crank bates, its a skill of mine/
CPB has inspired each line/
of this song i'm writin about bustin' a nut/
my hand controls all and my cock know wassup/
we got here J. Suave, Chad and Me/
we all crank bates effortlessly/
pile drivers, doggy style, hit it from the back/
porn and crankin bates, nothin's as phat/
i once cranked a bate in the bathroom at school/
if any one can top that, they'd definitely rule/
i may sound cruel, cocky and may scoff/
but im kinda bored so im about to go beat off...
Chorus:
Crank Phat Bates (It's how we do)
Crank Phat Bates ( How bout u?)
Crank Phat Bates (Everyday)
Crank Phat Bates (The only way
Chad:
HOLY SHIT, cum shot to the face/
look in the mirror bitch, your such a disgrace/
cmon, suck my dick, suck it up bitch/
like its the shit, dibikita bitch/
banana split, fall in a ditch/
Lilo and Stitch, is the shizznit/
dibikita that, and dibikita this/
oh shit,sorry bout that rhyme/
i got a litle crazy, sorry to waste your time/
crankin' bates it much better than blowjobs/
but dont take it from me cuz i aint the know it all/
i may be the one with the biggest fuckin' dick/
i am the virtual cranker so take that shit!
J. Suave:
I've M-bated around the world/
boston, L.A., new york and phoenix/
i have used up millions of kleenex/
I've M-Bated standing in my shower/
and even off the Eiffel tower/
theres nothing like bating alone/
perched a top my M-bate throne
KayWHy:
the weekends here/
alvins gone/
room to myself/
i know its wrong/
but i cant help my self/
i need to crank a bate/
oh no hurry up before its too late/
grab a towel, and turn on the screen/
i got the power, my shits obscene/
i grab my cock, the door is locked/
M-Batings better than smokin' and walks/
so here we go, no more i can take/
oh shit bitch, 'cause im about to....'cause im about to...
Chorus (3x):
Crank Phat Bates (It's how we do)
Crank Phat Bates ( How bout u?)
Crank Phat Bates (Everyday)
Crank Phat Bates (The only way)
