Like a trout in the hills of hope.
Punk/Ska Fiends of Justice and incomprehensible cream-filled sandwiches.
We are Emerett and Nikolai. Our real names? No. Hardly. Keep your penguin groping soul away from our fresh scented garbage by listening to our entire collection of law abiding tunage. That's right. Tunage. You heard me. Tunage. You dig? Keep coming back for some more smooth melodies...Tunage.
Story behind the song
DK came out of the closet.
Lyrics
Hello everybody,
I'm a truck driver for the U.S.A.,
I wake up at three nearly every day,
I got a full blown beard and thirty five cows,
A wife, eight kids, and a wooden house.
One horse power is the way to go,
I keep going through rain and snow,
Churn some butter in the tool shed,
Spread it all over your fresh cornbread.
The way I live kills modern man,
I take how they live and fry it in a pan.
A crescent moon is a sign of peace,
When I'm within it means release.
Driving my truck in the middle of nowhere,
Out comes a big fat rat named bear,
Bit my arm and ruined my day,
All I could say was, hey hey!
I learned three words in German class,
I'm too busy catchin' large mouth bass.
East coast, west coast everday,
Florida oranges, U.S.A.!
In the winter we love to plow,
To assist in my troubles is a big brown cow.
Earwax candles have a pleasant scent,
Please excuse me, that's not what I meant.
B O L O G N A messed with my son-in-law's DNA.
Oh, there's another part. (What!?)
Don't worry about it. (Okay.)
(First Chorus Repeat)
Please don't tell mom,
I went to prom.
My date was weird,
She had a beard.
Take me, T-T-Take me to the zoo.
I wanna see see see the kangaroos,
Because they jump high, yeah, they jump long,
And you can hang out with my pal Donkey Kong.
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey...
