Christmas to the World (DVD-Only Remix)
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A pop band with original satirical Christmas songs. Comic relief for the holiday season!
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Story behind the song
This is a remix of Bah & the Humbugs' 2002 hit "Christmas to the World."
Lyrics
What the world needs now
We gotta get it to 'em somehow
And it's not medicine or food
What they need's a better attitude
If you give a man a fish he's got just one night
to feed himself and his wife
But you teach a man a couple dozen carols
and he's set for life
(or maybe even longer)
It's time to do something for all mankind
Let's Give Christmas to the World
We'll hand out candy canes to every person we find
Let's Give Christmas to the World
In desolate lands without department stores
With no mincemeat pies or wreaths on doors
We'll send tin soldiers and a wooden horse
Let's Give Christmas to the World
Do they even know it's Christmastime
or do they need something to prove that it's here?
Well a sparkle-coated advent calendar
would make it crystal clear
(the kind with tiny chocolates)
It's better to give than it is to get
Let's Give Christmas to the World
From the shores of Tripoli to Taiwan and Tibet
Let's Give Christmas to the World
Even if we don't reach everybody we should
And only some agree it's for their own darn good
We'll smother the others with brotherhood
Let's Give Christmas to the World
Some people are poor, in spirit
Some people are starving, for attention
Some people have nothing, to do
on December 25th, so it's up to you
(and you, and you, and U...S...A..!)
We'll teach 'em to hang the Star on the Tree
Let's Give Christmas to the World
By hook or by crook, by land or by sea
Let's Give Christmas to the World
Once we send it over and they try it on
Our joy-filled, toy-filled phenomenon
They'll reschedule Hanukah and Ramadan
Let's Give Christmas to the World
When it's snowing worldwide, now you know it's true
Let's Give Christmas to the World
They'll be lookin' for Santa Claus and Jesus too
Let's Give Christmas to the World
The jingo bells'll drown out complaints
Let's Give Christmas to the World
And we'll cover the earth like that big can o' paint
Let's Give Christmas to the World
Bright lights lighting up every street
Let's Give Christmas to the World
We'll get 'em marching to the little drummer boy's beat
Let's Give Christmas to the World...
