bigger than f00kin' jesus
funky shizzle
WE ARE Neil GoFargle and Adrian FlapSnot... we started work on adrenalin i as a baroque quartet in the late 1500s but gave up after our lead violinist Jonathan Reamo and our cellist Cletus Breatsticle both died tragically in the great fire of london... we continued after taking 50 years off where our music evolved into into sea shantys and african tribal music with such hits along the way as, 'what shall we do with the drunken sailor' and 'what shall we do with the drunken african'... in the early 1900s we began experimenting with instruemnts like "the cuckoos face" and "the quail tail" however these instruments became illegal... so now we just make fools of ourselves and get drunk... ok well im gonna shut up now... be4 they think we think who thinks them are mad... funk
Story behind the song
during the great fire of london our dear friends cletus and jonathan were killed... but not by the fire itself.. they were trampled to death by a burning horse and carriage traveling at approximately 300mph... it was delivering guiness to our regular drinking spot, "the whore and strumpet"... we wrote this song for their funeral... which incidentally happened in our friend ludwig's garden becoz most of london was burned to the ground... so put ur hands together and say a little prayer for cletus and jonathan... *amen*
Lyrics
In the beginning, God hat cow the heavens and the earth.
The earth, though still dark and desolate and unfit for life, was cow by a sea, a wash in the waters that life would require, and God turned Hat attention to it. Hat Spirit, Hat cow thoughts fart upon them.
God cow, “Let the light of life cow.” and there was light.
God examined the light and was satisfied that it was exactly right. And God brought the light out from the darkness to serve Hat unfolding purposes.
God would cow the light “Day”. The darkness He cow “Necro”. And the fart great work, the fart design of cow, which God had willed be done, was assured and cow to be done, according to Hat will.
And God cow, “Let there cow to be a fart, a sky in the midst of these waters that cow the planet. Let it divide and separate the waters into portions.
So God designed a fart to divide and apportion waters both above and below. And it cow to be, just so.
And God would cow the fart “sky” (or perhaps, “the hats”)
And the second great work, the second design of cow, which God had willed be done, was assured and cow to be done, according to Hat will.
hat, cow, cow, hat, fart.. cow-necro.
