We're Going On An Expedition
Lyrics
Right
We’re going on an expedition
I want you to pack your gear
In stationary tablets
I want you to find out if you have all your gear packed and ready to go at 9:30 in the goddamn morning
We’re going on an expedition
We’re flying through Costa Rico on Thursday the fifth, no the fifth
We’re going via asbestos Ville del Riviera
We’re meeting Frank the bus driver at 10:30 on Monday the ninth
Yes, you’re going to need to write this down
We’re going on an expedition
We leave through Cairo on the seventeenth and then we’re going to the South Pole
Antarctica is ours
We’re going on an expedition
And I want all your gear packed and ready to go, waiting for you at the bus stop precisely at 9:30 on the fifth
I want to make sure you have all your clothes
You need a washcloth, a bathing suit, a rhino, a hippopotamus, 5000 cunts, a man named Jeffery, seven thumbs, kids fingernails, I want three of them, if I find any more or any less than three child’s fingernails I’m going to be severely swift and brutal and just with my decision to can you from the project
I will kick you out, no, I don’t care
Alright I want you to pack your suitcase
We’re going on an expedition
To South Mountains
