Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,186
Peak in subgenre #634
Author
Justa Nobody/beat: kjn
Rights
Justa Nobody
Uploaded
November 24, 2004
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Fudgesicle
So Mr. Ding-a-ling, ring, ring your ice cream truck, truck,
Gotta f*** in
Get that white cream if you were Justa you would mean that semen full of protein
But you’re just some fat slut or fat f*** listening to my cd
Like o wee I loved like a stick freestyle that was so mean
But in a good way
So now I’m like o touche
Cuz this is the opposite now im talking to that fudgesicle on that Popsicle stick
Now you don’t like me so much do you
Did I hurt your feelings here have a yoo-hoo and two ho-hos now I gotta go-go
Cuz im not afraid of much but a 400 pound butt sitting on me frightens me such
That I’m carrying a tazer and an ak wit a laser beam but
Anyway who am I to say im justa slut right? Cuz I f*** ed that guy all night night
Oh yea I like that white cream but its not as sugary but yes just as sticky
Wait what I going off for on a tangent
You fat f*** s seem rancid in the 100 degree heat
Did I say 100?
50 I mean
So here’s my new dance u wheeze n step wheeze n step
So here’s my new ideology – drink slim fast, drink slim fast
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I’ma Sing like Britney the stick
Cuz you can’t move it
Cuz you can’t move it
You can’t move cuz you’re like Missy the fat b***
b*** , b*** yeah how much more money are you gonna spend
To digitally slim you ass
You sell out the whore sticks
cuz you can’t even get in your own licks
Not saying that I have any respect at all for chicks like lil Kim
Mm yes show some skin ima puke – so call the lieutenant at the station
And whine to him how much fun of you I’m makin
Obesity the definition is super size three triple cheeseburgers and sue
Cuz it makes you look like j-lo times two…hundred
No im not makin fun of j-lo she was normal sized you assholes took her bootie n make fun of it
So now she slimed so she can go in public
So rub it yes, rub it oh wait that’s your fat roll, now where’s your dick
sh** reminds me, of this dude (Beep) who liked me
Pulled back the covers and invited me
I got scared at first at the sight then I was like
What the f*** where is it even
Looked around and walked away I still don’t know if I saw it to this day
So hey lets all gain three hundred pounds till we can roll
On the floor like a merry go round
N crush all the little horsys and eat the children
Cuz hey its 15 min since I ate yall… haha im chillen
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I’ma Sing like Britney the stick
Cuz you can’t move it
Cuz you can’t move it
You can’t move cuz you’re like Missy the fat b***
So bottom line is stick or fatty I’ma hate your ass just like I hate my daddy
Until the day you die, or join Richard Simmons or eat some pie
Damn yall don’t be mad yall should be happy I just dedicated 3 min to yall
Man slap me I must be trippin o wait I am so wut was I sayin again
Don’t bother to get on the TV whether it be BET or Jerry – Springer, Springer
Cuz I’ma laugh n throw stuff at you Jinga, Jinga
I made your hold world come down so when I see your ass wobbling around the street
I’ma just be like whhhaadddup fudgecicle
And you’ll know just how I feel now
Yes I’m a b*** so suck my tit, yes good touch good touch BAD touch that’s just sick
Yall know Justa don’t need a target I just hit, hit yall
By the way Mr. Ding-a-ling where you been with da ice cream Missy’s been waiting
So has most of America, that’s right they all gonna get me
Cuz most of the population is sticky with ice cream sandwich’s an mickey-d’s d’s
So hold up a min I gotta run yall
Freeze!! Goddammit I forgot about the police the top pigs with donut frosting still on their knees
Wow goddamn yall I was just joking cmon please…fine yall here
I surrender….my cheese
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I can’t stand yall
Cuz I’ma Sing like Britney the stick
Cuz you can’t move it
Cuz you can’t move it
You can’t move cuz you’re like Missy the fat b***
