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Colon Cancer
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Strange, funny, demented, offensive, and random. It's baby killing fun! Rock on!
Hardcore comedy rock. Awesome music to kill babies too. Vote Nader!
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #57
Peak in subgenre #27
Author
Überherzsterben
Rights
2004
Uploaded
November 17, 2004
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MP3 2.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
The six of us were all looking for magical Indians in Nebraska, when The cowboy had a revelation. "It doesn't work" He said, and shot The Gay Indian in the head, which pissed him off. Needless to say he wanted a fanta, but was afraid that the Rice lords would track him down, so i had to make sure the coast was clear, but Dorothy was too busy smacking the canadian, telling him it was too late. The zebra was annoyed, we think he has colon cancer now.
Lyrics
Santa Clause Will Rape you anally! I'm allergic to latex! Don't put that electric toothbrush where it doesn't belong! (My dog gave me colon cancer) Free masons control everything! (Sometimes I wish I didn't live in the continent of Nebraska) Carrots reproduce asexually! (oh wait... Nebraska isn't a continent) Jesus was a transvestite! (this song is getting kind of repetative) Give me your colon cancer! (You will forever be my slave, give me your Colon Cancer
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