Quaker Oats Man

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Extreme Grindcore death metal stupidity

The Line-Up is: Pete O'File - Vocals Betty Swollocks - Backing Vocals Percy Cution - Guitar Mike Oxlarge - Bass Cotton Runt - Drums Lou Kemia - Guitar R.I.P Don Juan

Song Info

Genre

Metal • Death/Black Metal

Charts

Peak #357

Peak in subgenre #87

Author

TOW

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Uploaded

November 02, 2004

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MP3 1.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

Early yesterday morning this crazy fuck started bothering us outside McDonald's coz we had the munchies.  He just rambled on about pure shit and he looked like the Quaker Oats dude, it was so funny we wrote a song about him.

Lyrics

Quaker Oats Man by TOW

7 a.m is the pissin morning
upon horizon new day is dawning
Pissed as fuck from the night before
where we saw a fat cunt fall flat on the floor
Mackies was shut so we were annoyed
when Quaker Oats man appeared from the void
stupid fuckin hat, stupid fuckin coat
stupid fuckin beard like he's nicked it off a goat

Quaker Fuckin Oats
Slit your fuckin Throat

He's travelled the Earth, and won the world cup
stupid old tosser he's making shit up
stopping ourselves from laughter was tough
you gotta have fun, because backwards it's nuff

What the fucking fuck
are fucking talking about you fucking
old crazy fucking fucker

Et defectus, beard of goat
rectus dominus quaker fucking oats

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