Lyrics
It's me up on this beat, the fat cassidy,
don't act like any of you haven't heard of me,
I'll get revenge on all of you who killed my cow,
I'm plotting my payback scheme right now,
all my life people have been afraid to give me a beer,
well now I got my way so best steer clear,
I got my way now who's the fool,
my staff let me buy a six pack of odoul's
i'm not sharing with anybody else
and i'm gonna drink every last drop all to myself
and i'm taking out the recyceing tommorrow
i get to cuz their my fucking bottles
when i was born, they tought i might die
but now i'm alive and i have my rights
i'm an adult damn don't call me a kid,
I want my diet pepsi and 4 racks of ribs,
give me what i want now bitch that's an order
that's it you did it i'm calling my laywer
you do't even want to start to get me pissed
if you do i'll bite off and chew threw my fucking wrist
your making me mad, you know the senario
i'll take my baseball bat and break my brown new stereo
that's it you did it i'm going to my room
now you see what you made me do!
He's the fat casidy, he's the mathmatition
i like fried chickend, i like long division
here now children is a pop quiz
whats are name, yo it's the wiz kids
I'm the fat casidy I'm the mathmatition
all my food is locked up in the kitchen
you better not forget what our name is
how could anyone forget us were the wiz kidz
Calculus, algebra, trigonometry,
we'll be ruling the world soon me and the Fat cassidy,
all you rappers out there are getting jealous,
cuz just like that I convert farenheight to celsius,
here now children is the lesson plan,
to help you understand the mathematician is the man,
a mathematician a mathematical master,
piss me off, and you'll feel the wrath of my protracter,
my rhymes are tight, just like my hypotheses,
what's your favorite triangle mines the isosceles,
give me your number I'll remember that shit,
it's only seven digits, how could I forget it,
I'm a genius,like Steven Hawkings,
the only difference is I'm the one doing the walking,
like pi i can flow on forever
like my homie einstein no one can do it better
He's the fat casidy, he's the mathmatition
i like fried chickend, i like long division
here now children is a pop quiz
whats are name, yo it's the wiz kids
I'm the fat casidy I'm the mathmatition
all my food is locked up in the kitchen
you better not forget what our name is
how could anyone forget us were the wiz kidz
well I go to church every sunday,
before I go I drink two cups of coffee,
with 4 sugars and 2 creams,
that's how much coffee they give to me,
they also have dounuts and cookies
but staff says they have too many calories
but you want to know what i do i steal of few
then i eat em when i'm in the bathroom
then I sing about jesus and god,
look there's a skittle over there on the rug,
better get it before anyone see's it
haha i got it and now i'm gonna eat it
mmmmm delicious red my favorite color,
I'm down on all fours, looking for another,
it's amazing how much food you can find,
all you have to do is just take the time,
it's hour long bus ride to my home
i put away my bible and get on the phone
my roomates are eating pizza today
but my luch is cooked in the microwave
i'm not alowed to eat a piece of pizza
or talk on the phone to my x girlfriend lisa
cuz her mom got mad because she was two young
saw us kissing and using tounges
lisa's got a new boyfriend, his names jason
i'm gonna kill him if i see his face again
cuz he stole my girl and broke my heart
if he's at the dance tonight i'll rip his ass apart
you all are gonna get what your gonna get
you think i forgot take a second guess
for all of you responsible for killing my cow
i'm gonna pray to god you fucking burn in hell!
He's the fat casidy, he's the mathmatition
i like fried chickend, i like long division
here now children is a pop quiz
whats are name, yo it's the wiz kids
I'm the fat casidy I'm the mathmatit
