Albin He's a mix of mr cool and donald trump Compering us is like, Batman vs Forrest Gump Ass whopper, whoppi goldberg, but he's not a nigga He shoots sharp without pullin the trigga His name is albin, hes awesome man One day, he like wallked the earth Searched and scanned, and didn't fint nothing Until he realized he didnt know what he was searching Check, check, check, check it out U bring a black man to albins house, he throw em' out Hes a mimiature rasicist, but just a bit He is it really a racist, he just wont admit Hes got the coolest name on the block People diss him? He dont give a fuck His hair style is the nicest one you'd ever see Albin is your rolemodel, Its him you wannabe Every1 respects him, coz of his style and name Every1 likes him, coz of his looks and fame He call himself the man, of what he is Saliva from his mouth, tastes better than chris Check it! Ass whipe no, ass whopper yes When you see him, you know he's loaded with sucess You meet him in a dark alley, there's no escape But there's no voilence, murder or rape Just he's cuteness, Just playin EVE But suddenly he hates that and moves on to Quake 3 He's a mix of mr cool and donald trump Compering us is like, Batman vs Forrest Gump Ass whopper, whoppi goldberg, but he's not a nigga He shoots sharp without pullin the trigga Thats the story that i have told So many times, it feels like im old And when you see him, you know its him He just shines, the Man, Albin! Nirre 'N' Friends - Cloud And Clam And Chowder Skit Suck my cock suck my ass and suck my nipple i flip your mind like as a kickflip triple and then i fuck your ass, back to kans-ass where you can learn to country dance, ass then i ship you off like cargo mark you fragile,and fuck your ass hole and make you my bitch like skeletor my dick is bigger than the superbowl Yo if i Write graffiti then i Write cock an if a change my name ill be mr Ass Fock Hello from inside a cloud My ass i running way too loud Self defense thats what i call it Yall say ohh but its just shit I dont like your alarm clock with regards / mR ass Fock Even if u where my mom, id fuck you up if uwerent my mom, id still fuck u up i Rip your ass in 2 parts 1 for your mom and one for your farts wait a minute they both the same They both stink, and will end up in the drain And whattup whit your gay ass frill Even fags think thats gay, ugly fuckin dill your arrow rhymes with sparrow so you must be a carrot Then il be bugs bunny and youll be a faggot hey let me give you just one idea Do like beatles and let it be You have an ugly radio it comes from me Ill start to fry you and a pee I have a cd from JVC open your eyes and let me take a pee Garv Nirre 'N' Friends - The Serious Diss Skit Nirre: You say my frill is gay And i was cooler before Come here and put your ugly face in this door So i can shut you up Bitch you say im gay Whos wearing that shirt Get something else to say Let me fuck your mom just to prove you wrong If I am gay i should be wearing a thong Youre as tall as my dick is long Lets throw a dick-contest with me and KING KONG Hamp: Why you so stuck up, on Me calling you gay? You gon' start decoratin', startin with feng-shuei And now u asked for premission to fuck my mom(?) your rhymes are empty holes, just to fillup this song And now ima say it again, dude youre a fag we know youre gay, so stop to brag You never sleep over,afraid to be away from home Or you just wanna go home to jerkoff your bone Skit Nirre: First of all who has an arrow on his wall Youre diggin holes and youre about to fall All i gotta say is Whos your best friend? JACK this song just came to an end nothing more to say I won Go home I just slit your throat in the Thunderedrome And oops i didnt say gay now what you gonna say Listen youre boring mmmkay Skit Hamp: What about your best friend, the drummer in your band He's got less personality than the palm of my hand Your dreamin bout close combats with Mel in the sand meanwhile you gettin fucked by jackson in neverland You fart like twenty times a day And they all in my room, my wallpapers turn grey And you say there's nothing else to say I can think of one thing: Dude, Youre gay! Skit