Hello. My name is Adam Beebe. I have been composing avant-garde music since I was a child. If I had a master's degree, my noise montages and repetitive ambient works, which most people consider completely unlistenable, would be considered classical music and/or fine art. Alas, I am but a mere college drop-out and pop musician. I am also one half of the infamous crap-core combo, Pope John Paul the Third. I have been fortunate enough to collaborate with some of the most innovative musicians around such as Damian "Skinny D" Kalish, J Ted Bond, James Call, Ryan Beebe, the Mundanes, Mike Garlington, and the Future Funk Entertainment Project. If I had to pick a favorite Beatle, I would probably pick George.