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Boxer Shorts
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An absurd song that tries to help the listener grasp the the difference between boxer shorts vs. Boxer dogs... because so many people get that one confused?!
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Reminiscent of the sounds of Joni Mitchell, Carol King and Joan Baez, Heather T. Strong's music is idealistic, humorous and folksy. Most recently, she co-wrote
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Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
Charts
Peak #307
Peak in subgenre #36
Author
music: Heather T. Strong & lyrics: Kate Connick
Rights
2004 Heather T. Strong & Kate Connick
Uploaded
August 25, 2004
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MP3 4.4 MB • 128 kbps • 4:47
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Her tongue, it drowns my kids in drool. She snores upon the couch. She steals their toys and passes wind, But never is a grouch. His nose, his stub, they point my way. His pretzeled happy dance. The boxers that I value most Are not my underpants. They are the same, but just in name. To swap would be deranged. Companion dog or lingerie; They can't be interchanged. Vocabulary can mislead. Words tend to confuse. So listen up, I'll tell you Which boxers you should choose. I bought new boxers yesterday. Limp cotton, not much fun. They wouldn't chase a ball for me, Eat treats, or even run. They are the same, but just in name. To swap would be deranged. Companion dog or lingerie; They can't be interchanged. Boxer shorts can do the trick Where a dog would not. Having Rocky stuffed inside my jeans Would really be too hot. Itchy too, and kind of weird. I imagine that I'd prance If I wore a boxer dog In place of underpants. They are the same, but just in name. To swap would be deranged. Companion dog or lingerie; They can't be interchanged. My old brindle would object, Although she thinks I'm dear. No one really wants to be That cozy with my rear. A homonym, this boxers thing - Different words with the same sound. Boxer shorts, not boxer dogs Are the ones to wear around. They are the same, but just in name. To swap would be deranged. Companion dog or lingerie; They can't be interchanged. Both kinds of boxers have their place But do not mix them up. Undergarments can't compare With a real, live, boxer pup. So learn these fine distinctions Or you might regret Which boxers you let guard your house And which you try to pet.
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