Christmas day is over
No presents to unwrap
Now to figure out
What to do with all the crap
The toys have long been broken
The kids are filled with hate
The guests got salmonella
From turkey that they ate
Oh, Christmas day is over
The tree begins to die
The joyful season’s greetings
Seem like one big lie
The Christmas cards stop coming
And bills are on the way
Too bad there is no Santa
Who has the cash to pay
Hark the herald angels sing
They have good news to bring
There's an after Christmas sale
Half price on everything
Christmas Day is over
The house is in a mess
When it's back to normal
Is anybody's guess
Christmas Day is over
But don't you have a fear
You can live the madness
Again this time next year