Music is full of tradition. Whether its an inspiring tune or a commitment to write music from the heart, the band members of Los Angeles based metal band Mach
[Verse 1]
Packed my bags, passport in hand,
Booked a flight to the Promised Land!
Five-star hotel? Yeah, right
More like sand and firefights!
("Allahu Akbar!" sample in the background)
[Pre-Chorus]
Tour guide says, "Don’t be shy,
Just dodge the IEDs when you ride!"
Got a pamphlet"Best Suicide Spots!"
Thanks, dude, but I’ll pass on the shots!
[Chorus]
"VACATION IN JIHADVILLEWHERE THE BOMBS ARE PART OF THE THRILL!
CHECK THE BACKPACKS, SNIFF THE AIR,
HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF DESPAIR!"
[Verse 2]
Local cuisine? Oh, what a treat
MREs and mystery meat!
Souvenir shop’s got a special deal:
"Buy two grenades, get one freesteal!"
[Bridge]
"Come explore the historic ruins!
(Now with more fresh rubble!)
Enjoy our friendly locals
(Who may or may not want to turn you into stubble!)"
[guitar solo]
[Chorus (Repeat)]
"VACATION IN JIHADVILLEDON’T FORGET TO SIGN YOUR WILL!
MINIBAR’S JUST SEMTEX AND PAIN,
HOPE YOUR TRAVEL INSURANCE COVERS EXPLODED BRAIN’!"
[Outro]
"Thanks for visiting! Come back soon or don’t. HAHAHA!"
