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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin', feelin' kinda strange
My privates are screamin', a biological exchange!
From that dive bar last week, a hazy memory
Now my body's a circus, a medical decree!
[Chorus]
Got the sniffles, got the itches, got the somethin' I can't name!
My body's a petri dish, playin' a dangerous game!
Another badge of honor, from a night I don't recall!
Yeah, I'm a walking STD, gonna infect you all!
[Verse 2]
Chlamydia creepin', like a silent, stealthy dread
Gonorrhea's a party, makin' my urethra red!
Herpes decided to RSVP, in a delightful rash
Syphilis is the encore, gonna leave me in a stash!
[Chorus]
Got the sniffles, got the itches, got the somethin' I can't name!
My body's a petri dish, playin' a dangerous game!
Another badge of honor, from a night I don't recall!
Yeah, I'm a walking STD, gonna infect you all!
[Bridge]
Tried to play it cool, thought I was immune
Now I'm a cautionary tale, beneath the pale moon!
Doctor's lookin' grim, shakin' his head in despair
Said, "Son, you've got more somethin's than a used car lot to share!"
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
Condoms are for rookies, who ain't livin' on the edge
My life's a gamble, I'm pushin' past the ledge!
So when you see me comin', with a wink and a sly grin
Remember this ol' boy, where do I even begin?!
[Chorus]
Got the sniffles, got the itches, got the somethin' I can't name!
My body's a petri dish, playin' a dangerous game!
Another badge of honor, from a night I don't recall!
Yeah, I'm a walking STD, gonna infect you all!
[Outro]
Don't feel too sorry, it's the life that I chose!
Just wash your hands, and cover your nose!
HA! More where that came from!
