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THE SPECIALIST
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I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
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Alternative • Post Punk
Author
JESUS OLDMAN
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Copyright 2025 - JESUS OLDMAN
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November 08, 2025
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MP3 10.8 MB • 320 kbps • 4:43
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WAV 47.6 MB
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THE SPECIALIST If you think that something slipped up somewhere Something that you can't fix I'll tell you this Dial up The Specialist Whoa I'm a 50 year old virgin And I've never once been kissed I never miss Dial up The Specialist I'm right in the rolodex I'm not what you might expect A superheroine you see I show up for work in a pink nightie I get them all to confess When I I lift up my dress I'll drill 'em till they start to choke Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke If you think the protocol's so screwed up You don't know where to begin Just let me in On me, Sir, you can depend I'm a secret service agent with a PHD in pen They'll never win They are only mortal men I'm up on my tippy toes I read the breeze with my sniffy nose I'm everything I'm cracked to be The worst of the worst, they're so polite around me I see what all the rest don't wanna see Nobody knows about me, he he, he he I'll have it on your desk by a quarter to three In the upper-right-hand drawer there A very lovely miss At the top of the list Dial up The Specialist I can rearrange the groceries Till there, Voila, they fit And that's no shit That's why I'm The Specialist Whoa -Guitar solo... I'll sort out this Dial up The Specialist I come from another place I'm wearing, yes another face And you never would know me I'm not even from your century My eyes see in infrared My ears hear what has not been said I'm good at many things Like playing like a xylophone until they sing I don't have much use for dickheads Being pig male chauvinists They're gone like this *snap* With one word from my lips Is it any wonder that my statue Is just as big as this Don't need to wish Dial up The Specialist I never miss Dial up The Specialist No need to wish Dial up The Specialist I never miss Dial up The Specialist No need to wish Dial up The Specialist I never miss Dial up The Specialist... Oh... Yeah just like this Dial up The Specialist The Specialist Whoa Copyright 2025 - JESUS OLDMAN
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