Name: Jeffrey Epstein Had An Island
Duration: 4 min 23 s
Channel: Conan the Jazzarian
Description: "Jeffrey Epstein Had An Island" is a song by Conan the Jazzarian. If only everyone had an island. I'm at a loss for what I'd call my island. "Conan" Island?

Jeffrey Epstein Had An Island

Conan the Jazzarian

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If only everyone had an island. I'm at a loss for what I'd call my island. "Conan" Island?

pop pop rock punkjazz

Conan the Jazzarian

Jazz and Jazz-Fusion (mostly) guitar based music, covering just about everything from Fusion to Straight Ahead to Brazilian to Guitar Rock.

The band R me. All compositions by Conan the Jazzarian except as noted. Hey, I'm just a high speed jazz guitar hack. Somehow I got suckered into this composition and production nonsense :) Someone shoot me, I started singing too, on the rock songs. Now that I've started singing, I suspect more than 6 people will notice me.

Song Info

Genre

Pop • Pop Rock

Author

Conan the Jazzarian

Rights

November 2025

Uploaded

November 08, 2025

Track Files

MP3

MP3 10.0 MB • 320 kbps • 4:23

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Vocals

Male

Character

Positivity

dark, sad, angry

happy

Appeal

unique

radio-friendly

Story behind the song

Some guitar hack thought he was funny

Lyrics

(Chorus)

Jeffrey was known for humping young girls
He never thought he'd end up in jail
Ghislaine kept him very well supplied
He bought an island to hide from pryin' eyes

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