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Author
thA gAllAry
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COPYRIGHT 2004
Uploaded
August 12, 2004
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Chorus-
You Dont Wanna Get To Know Skaterz/
They Are A Buncha JesusDamn Haters/
You Dont Wanna Get To Know The Masterbaters..
cuz theyll just end up like the lonely equator/
Hello, Lemme Tell Ya Lifes Like A Mushroom and Swiss Sandwich/
You Eat Grass Then Say Hi To The River So U Get Brain Damage/
i called myself a pigeon, and went to the kitchen/
turned up my speakers and started to listen/
i heard bricks calling my mom a b word/
so i did a backflip and could see her/
Cake Taste Like the Latitude Of Earth/
I Cut Off My Pubes So Satan Could Give Birth/
Did I Mention I Like Math, Its Radicle/
I Like To Set My Flangies On My Cranium To Hump My Mandible/
I Hate These Pointless Songs, They Sound Faggy/
But Fans Are In Love With them, Ask Jackie/
Not To Mention To Turn My Computer Off I Gotta Take Out The Trash/
I Saw A Hot Girl I Told Her To Flash, Cuz I Couldnt See Her Car, CRASH/
I Mowed My Lawn So I Could Be President/
Holiday Inn Met Their First Teenth Resident/
I Live In The Suburbs, See Mona Lisa, Cut Her/
Cuz My Brain Told Me To Play Poker/
Ahh What A Joker, My Dick Is A Poker/
I Rhymed The Same Word Twice/
I Wish I Had Lice, Wouldnt A Pussy Cat Be Nice/
Jumpin On Trampolines Is Like The KKK Gang/
I Hate Guns, They Are Insane, Like Vampire Fangs/
Halloween Is The Worst Holiday On Mars/
And I Like Rap Cuz Bill Clinton Likes Guitars/
Have You Ever Been To A Bull Race/
Skull My Face, Youre Full of Bass/
Yeah You Heard Me Bitch, Did I Cuss/
Now I Gotta Get A F Plus/
In Living Skills Cuz I Like My Tour Bus/
When You Take a Shit Be Sure To Flush/
HEROIN, Did I Mention I Like Flowers/
World War 2 Had a Lot Of Cowards/
And Knock On My Door, My Doorbells Broke/
Which Reminds Me Pepsi Taste Like Coke/
This Song Is So Funny To Hear/
Next Time You Take A Pic, Give Me Bunny Ears/
Respect Ur Elders, I Hate Bugs As A Fact/
Im Not Tired Im Not Gonna Hit The Sack/shoot my gun..
Chorus-
You Dont Wanna Get To Know Skaterz/
They Are A Buncha JesusDamn Haters/
You Dont Wanna Get To Know The Masterbaters..
cuz theyll just end up like the lonely equator/
i hate when solicitors come ragin hornets/
and when ppl are staling corn heads/
just like tha meat head who jumped on the scale BOOM/
they said wheres your mom, i said gale who/
i like when ppl met me high/
and i wanted to join the eff bee eye/
and when ppl are trainys/
well thats bout lickerish cars are these/
stars are pees bar and knees/
scarely i hate mars and breeze/
and the time are running till i get head/
hey gues what my grandmas dead/
i dont get tha radioaction of shrills/
i like to bill nye and thrill/
this bread is gay as you/
these library books are past due/
and this is real thats coo/
just like a mean gat boo/
and like when i will my cat do/
ill throw tha ball rite past who?/
i like to ride tha escalator bling/
i like to do a masterbate sing/
fuck you all thats a great thing/
and my green memory is fading/
but back to tha point of hating skaters/
ur never gonna be able to masterbate haer/
well wise guys, except/
in tha game cheese intersepts/
not to forget checkers is easier than chess/
o well good god bless/
well i hope u got my point i said easy/
plays socom and ur stomach gets queezy/
beeeitch
Chorus-
You Dont Wanna Get To Know Skaterz/
They Are A Buncha JesusDamn Haters/
You Dont Wanna Get To Know The Masterbaters..
cuz theyll just end up like the lonely equator/
