Yahoo In Oahu 2016 Robert George BMI
I went on the Wheel of Fortune
And I got the winning score
Poor Pat Sajak, had a panic attack
When I guessed the puzzle was flapjack
With no letters on the board
Now, I grew up in a Texas town
Id never been on no cruise ship
But when I won that bonus round
I took a nice Hawaiian trip
I was a yahoo in Oahu
A redneck on the Lido deck
They had purty girls in grass skirts
Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts
The south has wooden still shacks next to scarecrows
They got straw hut juice bars next to wooden totem poles
When a sweet Hawaiian honey said,Aloha
She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk
All because
There I was
A yahoo
A yahoo in Oahu
Well, I signed up at the hotel
And I went down to the shore
I did my best, won that surf contest
When I rode a twenty foot crest
On a hotel ironing board
Now, the evenings cool and misty
And Im nappin by some palm trees
All thats missin is the smell of whiskey
Floatin on a calm breeze
I was a yahoo in Oahu
A redneck on the Lido deck
They had purty girls in grass skirts
Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts
The south has wooden still shacks next to scarecrows
They got straw hut juice bars next to wooden totem poles
When a sweet Hawaiian honey said,Aloha
She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk
All because
There I was
A yahoo
A yahoo in Oahu
Gave the owner of a shrimp truck
Mamas recipe for pan fried possum tail
When my cruise ship left the harbor
Five-O was hot on my trail
I was a yahoo in Oahu
A redneck on the Lido deck
They had purty girls in grass skirts
Big ole guys in crazy ass shirts
The south has wooden still shacks next to scarecrows
They got straw hut juice bars next to wooden totem poles
When a sweet Hawaiian honey said,Aloha
She was freaked out by my tats and faux hawk
All because
There I was
A yahoo
A yahoo in Oahu
