Mothership of Star Trek
Well, my whole life felt in chaos, I was gonna miss the play-offs
When a jury summons showed up suddenly
So I skipped the evening carpool, soothed my troubles on a barstool
When this bubba sat down next to me
At first he looked so normal sippin on a Coors
But it turned out hes a missionary for
The mothership of Star Trek
Where all people live as one
Theyre just waitin for the time
When the planets will align
Then theyll warp off past the sun
He said it aint no myth
Live long and prosper with
The mothership of Star Trek
He said Buddy, stop your sulkin, look at problems like a Vulcan
Join my church where logic conquers fear
Well, four bourbons with no chaser, stunned me harder than a phaser
But for once my future seemed so clear
He said its the beginning of a universal dawn
Come worship Shatnerfind peace and wisdom on
The mothership of Star Trek
Where all people live as one
Were just waitin for the time
When the planets will align
Then well warp off past the sun
He said, it aint no myth
Live long and prosper with
The mothership of Star Trek
So I thought of space invaders, got some cool communicators
And Spock ears from a shop that had my size
Life is light and truth and beauty, I showed up for jury duty
Like Id beamed down from the Enterprise
Saw the play-offsdidnt hafta go to court
When I told the judge it was time to board
The mothership of Star Trek
Where all people live as one
Were just waitin for the time
When the planets will align
Then well warp off past the sun
Mister, it aint no myth
Live long and prosper with
The mothership of Star Trek
2009 Sharyn Cassidy/Robert George
