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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #3,100
Peak in subgenre #1,699
Author
Dr. Drake (lyrics)
Uploaded
August 10, 2004
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.9 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Yo it’s my turn on the microphone, let go.//
I’ll play you, like Lord Farquaad’s played by John Lithgow.//
I gotta full tank and I'ma beat you from the get go.//
You’re runnin on ‘E’ so head over to the Citgo.//
Your words should visit the refinery.//
they got more wear and tear than a pair of designer jeans.//
Your defeat will be in this week’s headliners, freak!//
I’ll bury you so deep, you’ll be in the ‘miner’ league.//
Ain't you the guy who pronounces tomato toh-MAH-toh.//
When you can lose right now, why wait till tomorrow?//
I’ll give you scars worse than the Waco debacle//
and make “Uh Oh, Better Get Maaco” your motto.//
Think ya got this won? Then you are senile.//
better put 911 into ya speed dial.//
When you lose, please don’t request to do a retrial//
cuz this judge with a grudge might give you the green mile.//
You're moving as fast as a crippled tortoise.//
I’m sure this is good ol’ fashioned rigor mortis.//
Abort this. That’s what this doctor ‘orders.’//
You’re dumb as Jessica Simpson but not as gorgeous.//
You’re dizzy cuz I’m busy running circles around you.//
It was a mistake to take on this forum’s new crown jewel.//
Spit no more. I’d rather watch a basset hound drool.//*
Soon you’ll be a forgotten cotton-pickin dirty rotten scoundrel.//
…Yeah, to each his own.//
You’ll be ‘up in smoke,’ more so than Cheech and Chong.//
Your structure’s ruptured and your speech is wrong.//
I won’t be shocked to see SoundClick delete ya song.//
I’ll make a mockery outta your mediocrity.//
Worse off than a quadriplegic on a soccer team//
is how you’ll be unless you change to what you ought to be,//
which is more like me, the one and only Doctor D.//