TAKE AWAY HIS SHARPIE [1]
A song written about and for Donald J. Trump 2025
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Story behind the song
Prompted to write a lyric concerning DJ Trump with the hook, "Take Away His Sharpie."
Lyrics
Take Away His Sharpie(Parody Song)
[2025/03/17]
Hes got a big, black Sharpie!
Gonnado what he wants.
Draw a brand-new map,
drain the swamp.
He changes the paths of hurricanes,
and believes he has a big brain.
The Red States are reeling. They're feeling the strain.
Shit! He's in office again.
[Verse 2]
Executive orders fly off his desk.
He messes around, and the economy's wrecked.
Scribblin and smiling with that stupid grin,
Even as he's losing, he claims he wins.
He thinks his grade-one signature__ has flair.
AndJesus!What's up with his hair?
(Chorus)
Take away his Sharpie for better days ahead!
And get rid of his lackeys. They only do what he says.
Take away his Sharpie before it runs out of ink,
We should take away his Sharpie, I think.
[Guitar Solo - Chaotic and Off-Key]
[Verse 3]
Big gold letters spell out his name.
He claims hes a genius, but I think he's insane.
Writes a tweetstorm at 3 AM.
Then cries fake news! When the facts condemn.
(Chorus)
Take away his Sharpie for better days ahead!
And get rid of his lackeys. They only do what he says.
Take away his Sharpie before it runs out of ink,
We should take away his Sharpie, I think.
[Bridge]
From steaks to schools to failed casinos.
He's more dangerous than infected mosquitoes.
From lusting after his daughter and teen beauty queens.
With him in power, well, abandoned your dreams!
(Chorus)
Take away his Sharpie for better days ahead!
And get rid of his lackeys. They only do what he says.
Take away his Sharpie before it runs out of ink,
We should take away his Sharpie, I think.
[Final Chorus - Big Finish]
Take away his Sharpie.
Dont let him sign!
Before he redraws
space and time.
Executive orders,
truths demise,
With one black marker,
he redefines lies!
[Outro - Spoken - Fading Out]
"Look, folks, I know the best maps, the best words, the best pens and this Sharpie? Its totally legal, totally presidential! They say I cant rewrite history, but hey watch me!"
Copyright 2025 Douglas Murphy
