Four years of college, got a B.A.
Studied hard summa cum laude
My accredited snobbery ain't helped my jobbery
Two more years, got a Master's
Didn't help me get a job any faster
My accredited snobbery ain't helped my jobbery
High school, college, university
Should help you get ahead in our society
I hope I get a job so my loans get paid off
I hope I get a job where I won't get laid off
Got a PhD in a field that's defunct
Part time work is called adjunct
My accredited snobbery ain't helped my jobbery
(bridge)
Why spend so much money going to school?
It's cheaper to drop out and still be a fool
My accredited snobbery ain't helped my jobbery
