A parody of Bobby Vinton's "Sealed with a Kiss." Merry warbles slightly off key about the woes of the beschnitten male...
Hello! Merry and Pippin are parody writers. We hope you enjoy our parodies of popular songs from the 50s thru 00s.
Story behind the song
Merry says: It just came to me in flash of blind inspiration while eating a banana...
Lyrics
It’s located near my thigh, such a bummer
Hoping the scalpel won’t miss
It’s just ‘unneeded stuff’ - Rabbi says it is better
Peeled at a Bris
Guess it’s gonna lose the fold and be numb-er
Should I wail ‘amen’ to this?
Please spread on aloe creams, and it may feel better
Peeled at a Bris
Recast now like a helmet
To pare that foreskin’s unfair
My fun anteater-shaped pole’s through
They bobbed it - it’s been laid bare!
Make the honeys more inclined for a hummer?
Sure be more fun to kiss
Oh with that sharpened edge, a day to remember
They peeled it at a Bris
(cutting violins)
“Benefits are many-fold” told my Mama
“More hygiene and cleanliness”
Comes then to push and shove, will my lays all be better?
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
Peeled at a Bris
