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Jesus Had a Fish (Part 1)
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During a routine cocaine transaction, God is double-crossed by his accomplice, Tom Cruise, who steals the drugs and escapes to Hell. God calls upon Jesus and his fish to recover the goods. www.soundclick.com/kidsimpleproductions
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Genre
Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
Charts
#149,343 today Peak #1,515
#14,833 in subgenre Peak #132
Author
Renata Jackson
Rights
2004
Uploaded
July 27, 2004
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
I heard Kanye West did a Jesus song, too. I wonder how his song turned out.
Lyrics
chorus (2x) Jesus had a fish, Jesus had a fish, Jesus had a fish! (Jesus had a fish, Jesus had a fish) (Greg) Jesus had a fish that lit the menorah/ It was born in the sky and fell from an aurora/ The story that I'll tell is their escape from Hell/ How they made it out alive and arrived at Taco Bell. chorus (2x) They escaped from Hell, they escaped from Hell, they escaped from Hell! (Jesus and his fish!) (Brandon) Midnight. Dockside at the pier/ Out of the darkness, headlights appear/ God's in the ride, Tom Cruise at his side/ Sidearm, kilo of blow and no fear. (Greg) A figure appears. God's blood quickens/ But he knows who it is--That's right, it's Charles Dickens/ Charles had the drugs and God had the cash/ God wore a beard, he wore a moustache. (Brandon) Chuck holds the bucks out in front in his hands/ God takes the cash, for a moment turns his back/ That's all it takes, Dickens opens a case/ Out comes an A-K pointed straight at God's face! (Greg) But God's no fool, for he felt the funk/ Through his coat pocket, pistol pointed at the punk/ Tom Cruise pulls his gun, it was two against one/ But he pointed it at God, an act of treason. chorus (2x) God was double crossed, God was double crossed, God was double crossed! (By Tom Cruise!) (Brandon) God drove home with his mind on a plan/ Flipped the flip phone, called his right-hand man/ J.H. Christ, the great white hope/ You'll get paid in ice if you save my dope. (Greg) Now, Jesus ain't about to sit and just soak/ So he jumped out the tub and into his cloak/ Took the fish out the cupboard, ate a last supper/ Jumped in the Corvette and the 'Vette burned rubber! chorus (2x) Christ on the job, Christ on the job, Christ on the job! (With his fish!) (Brandon) First stop, little town of Bethlehem/ Christ is the Lamb who gets his man/ Entering the Cafe American/ He goes to the piano for a chat with Sam. (Greg) Sam was a man who knew the downtown/ Kept his fingers on the keys, but his ear to the ground/ He heard the whispers, and he heard well/ Dickens and Tom Cruise were hangin' out in Hell. chorus Hell. (Hell!) They're in Hell. (Hell!) They're in Hell! (Hell!)/ Dickens and Tom Cruise were hangin' out in Hell! (Brandon) Get out the shovel; it's time for trouble/ After this rumble, it'll all be rubble/ Jesús starts to dig, but the fish says, "Wait!/ There's gotta be an easier way.../ How about hyperspace?" chorus Stay tuned...Part two...Coming soon... (Jesus and his fish part two!)
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