SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS
(2022 Bob Beckley/John Lobello)
It was Christmas Eve at the singles bar
I was feeling fast and loose
She was dancing near the mistletoe
Shaking her sweet caboose
I slipped right up and took her hand
And said, "Honey, do you come here a lot?"
She winked and said, "No, but when I do
It's usually in the parking lot"
(Chorus):
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer
I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
Well, I tried to knock the bottom out
And I think we broke a shock
We had the windows all fogged up
And then we heard a knock
It was old Saint Nick and Rudolph too
Spreading Christmas cheer
They asked me how I liked my gift
And grinned from ear to ear
and I said
(Chorus):
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer
I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
(Bridge):
All in all I had a ball
Just like I knew I would
'Cause ever since the first I had
The worst I had's been good
(Chorus):
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
We went slip slidin' 'round the backseat of her Beamer
I did my best to make her moan, but all she did was grunt and groan
I got a sweater for Christmas but I really wanted a screamer
