It's all about the songs...
Lyrics
V1
Tommy's always been proud / to be from Engerland
He was toldhe could vote / for a foreigner ban
But years on they're still here / and he cant understand
How MP's promises / just go down the pan
And Russians keep spending on luxury brands
But he's still shopping at Poundland
V2
Candy's kids are in school / and she fancies a spin
Butfor monthsshe's been stuck / on level 2010
She never pays to play / except when she gives in
Her big decision today's / between a wine and a gin
The reason why it's nowhere that she's goin'
Must be because they won't let her win
CH
Leavers and Remainers got Stockholm Syndrome
(Your politicians are avaricious)
Left and right-wingers got Stockholm Syndrome
(It's not because they're Europeans)
Porn and fitness addicts got Stockholm Syndrome
(Soon you too will be succumbing)
Dogs and Facebook users got Stockholm Syndrome
(Why aren't you running? Why aren't you running?)
V3
Jeff will never have sex / with Jean from New Orleans
But every night they exchange / photos between their screens
But now she says sorry / she's hacked his machine
And he's paying off a man / in the Philippines
And knocking out more situps while he dreams
Like they said in that mens health magazine
CH
M8
Tommy got used
Jeff got screwed
Candy got crushed
Like all of us
(Stockholm Syndrome!)
FINAL CH
