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From Beer To Maternity
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No prizes guessing what movie title this one came fro, Pretty mild. If ya rug rats are too young for thism they shouldn't be on the net unattended. In F and bluegrassy. Slow. GRaham
been there virgin sand ou
Strictly a demos only performer <br />Jam at live gigs sometimes and have a whole lotta fun doing it
I am writer, and general Mister Nice Guy. I am not a performer but manage to squeak out stuff good enough for others to hear and do better with. Lucky for you lot. I get a few other people to sing and play some of my stuff. I do make Karaoke tracks of my songs and perform them every Saturday night, trotting twix the two local pubs that do karaoke. I have a whole heap more fun than doing covers all the time. Most weeks having at least one new song to try out on the punters. Have seven recorded and getting airplay. And not only on my show Roar Radio either. Backing music for Born To Be Blue is now on a video showing the Esperance service providers. Out soon. More later.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
#1,452 in subgenre Peak #20
Charts
Peak #96
Author
Graham Henderson
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Graham Henderson APRA
Uploaded
July 16, 2004
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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From Beer To Maternity © Copyright APRA Graham Henderson 2004 From beer to maternity. That’s the way she fell. He filled her full of suds until. She wasn’t travelling well. He didn’t have to twist her arm. Said one could do no harm. Then kept them coming fast. ‘Til resistance had past. One minute they were drinking. Then the room was spinning round. Next thing he and she. Had found some common ground. She didn’t recall it all. In the morning he was gone. Just like her virginity. And the knickers she’d had on. She’d gone Chorus From beer to maternity. But missed out on the fun. It only took a drink or two. To bring her undone. She didn’t know it at the time. But soon it was clear. She’d gone from beer to maternity. And only remembered the beer. Instrumental Now she steers clear of beer. ‘Cos it’s bad for the bub. But she’d like to find that low down louse. So hangs around the pub. And if he walks through that door. She’ll give him what for. Then ask him to re-do the bits. She missed out on before. Because. Chorus changed From beer to maternity. Is a mystery to her And she’d like to know if it’s a thing. She’d like to recur. And it’s weighing on her mind So she’d really like to find. The man who took her from Beer to maternity. And when she finds that fella. She’s gonna make him tell her. If it was good for her too ‘Cos she really doesn’t have a single clue. What it was like, to go from. Beer to maternity.
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