Song for and Advent Story named Christmas at Gram's. This is Herod's song. I decided to make him country for a little levity, since his story is so scary.
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Story behind the song
Written for Christmas at Gram's, an Advent Story
Lyrics
Those Wise men are one brick shy of a load
They say they've been a year out on the road
They say they got here following a star
They say that they have traveled very far.
Verse 2:
I say they're just a bunch of foreign spies.
I say they're saying just a pack of lies.
But if this child is really who they say
I think it's time that problem went away.
Chorus:
It's all about me! All of it's mine!
All about Herod all of the time!
I am the head! I am the king!
I am the one with the fancy ring!
It's all about me! I'm the big cheese!
Everyone else is a bunch of fleas!
I'm the top dog! I've got the crown!
Get in my way, and you're going down!
Verse 3:
I didn't get where I am by being nice.
If you want to shake my boat, you best think twice!
The ones who get in my way end up dead.
Not about to let them take my place instead
Chorus:
Verse 4:
I'm giving an order to all of my men!
"Slay every male child in Bethlehem!"
There's going to be a bunch of crying girls!
Their cries will all be heard around the world!
Chorus:
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