I got the title from the Campbell's and wrote it on the spot in their garage.
Lyrics
i have one glass
and it contains
whiskey wine & champagne
mix them up
youll feel so strange
hoo-hoo
chug-a-lug
and youll proclaim
say my name
say whats my name
hoo-hoo
my fair lady
will not abstain (from)
the rain in spain
falls mainly on the plain (with)
