The Truth About The Croonie
George Potor plays acoustic guitars and sings
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Story behind the song
Song #14 in the Seventeen Cent Croonie series. In this one, there's a trial after the mayhem at Seventeen Croonie Park Road. None of the witnesses agree, chaos rules. Doctor Ultracoin gives dramatic and stunning testimony as the song concludes.
Lyrics
All the trouble started at
Seventeen Croonie Park Road.
The trial of the century, it's happening today
The trial of the century, you better look away
CHORUS:
Nuthin but the truth, so help me God.
Once they swear in all bets are off.
Judge is holding court for the neighborhood elite
Jurys representing public disbelief.
Witness after witness ignores the evidence;
Testing all the limits of simple common sense.
Parnassis the pool boy, first to set the scene:
Breckinfer was naked and shouting in Korean.
Footage shows a white tux, black-tie askew;
He only wore a KISS mask, it looked brand new,
It looked brand new.
CHORUS
Housekeeper swore there were Samurai swords;
Found em in a pile on the diving board.
Croonie Park Lab matched the DNA;
Two Percent gold, jewels above the blade.
Scarey scarred Skorchah raises some alarm;
Exeter and Breckinfer refusing to disarm.
Reverend Ducky Drake has the Croonies hidden good;
Hed rather not testify, even if he should,
Even if he should.
CHORUS
Jury has been tainted by a lurid photograph
Showing little Owleisons Croonie-scarred hand.
Got it all on video, jury doesnt care;
Depends upon the angle and the smoke that filled the air.
Doctor Ultracoins shattering claim:
Not a single Croonie ever burned or maimed!
Old lady screamed, I think her name was Ruth:
Magic of the Croonie does not require proof,
Does not require proof!
Not one Croonie never burned
Never ever burned nobody
This concludes tonight's episode of
Seventeen Croonie Park Road.
