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If Frogs Had Wings
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I've always felt that this song would be perfect for Miss Piggy to sing to Kermit the Frog. I would expect to hear this song on an old jukebox in a country western bar.
praise his ways
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My thoughts are not your thoughts nor are your ways my ways says the LORD. As the heavens are higher than the earth so are my ways higher than yours. Isa: 55:9
"Many, O LORD my God, are your wonderful works which you have done, and your thoughts which are towards us: they cannot be counted up in order to you: if I would declare and speak of them, they are more than can be numbered." Psalms:40:5 This is what my music is all about.
Song Info
Genre
Country • Country and Western
Charts
#80 in subgenre Peak #5
Charts
Peak #54
Author
Eric Randall
Rights
2019
Uploaded
February 08, 2019
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:08
Story behind the song
Just a goofy song that popped into my head one day.
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Boy you make me so sick because youre such a slob And you think youre real slick but you need a good grease job I know about your little flings and if you loved me then youd stop But if frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their butts when they hop If frogs had wings well youd buy me diamond rings If chickens had lips you wouldnt do your low-down trips And if fish had lungs you wouldnt make me so high strung And if I had a brain Id take you out and have you hung I come home from work and find you laying on the floor Youre such a no-good jerk that Im through praying anymore If you werent such a ding-a-ling I could put up with your slop But if frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their butts when they hop If frogs had wings well youd buy me diamond rings If chickens had lips you wouldnt do your low-down trips And if fish had lungs you wouldnt make me so high strung And if I had a brain Id take you out and have you hung When I want to kiss and feel theres beer spilled on your face You burp out loud at every meal youre my number one disgrace If youd just show some class with things in my book youd be top But if frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their butts when they hop If frogs had wings well youd buy me diamond rings If chickens had lips you wouldnt do your low-down trips And if fish had lungs you wouldnt make me so high strung And if I had a brain Id take you out and have you hung
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