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Genre
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#102,941 in subgenre
Peak #541
Charts
Peak #5,736
Author
bobbywoodchuck
Uploaded
October 07, 2002
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
everyone wants to be bobby, so lemme guess
you wanna gobble wood, but yours is made of flesh
bobby steals bitches and leave 'em stuck-good
cuz last i heard YOUR girls liked the way i chuck-wood
Everyone who's faced bobby has been easily defeated
So excuse me mr. while i knock ya block off......then eat it
i'll take your girl just to get near a beaver...
have her get some wood from a real man then leave her
I'ma smack this little girl, leave mr. 503 cryin
who's the woodchuck here, you're more obsessed with wood than iam
try to house me and i'll eat threw the guts..
anyone that would hang with wood must have been nuts
siad he'd mop the floor with me but i'd rather just eat it..
503 ain't touchin wood even when he' beats it
you ain't startin 5 or even sixth in line
cuz bobby will eat the bench so you can't be riding pine
i'ma hafta diss my self because you can't come close
even in porn, bobby would be chewin the bedpoast
hit you with a bat but my stomache would rumble
bobby wood so large when i walk i start to stumble
503 hates trees yet he's still a wood fanatic
can't be on my level cuz i ate the steps to the attic
don't mess with wood cuz i'll give ya splinter
and you can't copy me cuz i ate the paper fromt he printer
when i sit down and write i have to use a pen
cuz when i grab a pencil i get hungry again
you say woochucks don't eat wood your not impressed
so just confess cuz i eat wood and 503 squats to piss
try to hit me like hacksaw and the 2x4 i devour
your feeling me first thing in the morning before you shower
503 has nothing on bobby cuz there is no equal
bobby's bangin girls from your hood on the porn sequel
