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Commandment 1
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commentary on televangelism
acoustic folk social commentary political satire western massachusetts oil coal climate change fracking incineration music for social change nuclear energy
Folk singer, social commentary, satire, people's stories, children's music
Hi Folks, The Bard Insurgent here. My comrade D.O. (the Poet Roofer) and I got that handle (The Bard Insurgents) from traveling town to town performing songs and poetry about people's lives. I've been performing since I was 3 years old, cutting my vocal chords on liturgical and classical music. I was a concert soloist as a child, when I wasn't herding cows, throwing hay and shoveling manure. During the Civil Rights movement and the Vietnam war, I began writing songs about social change. I left the country in 1970 and my dozen years in other countries, mostly in Africa & South America, have provided a global perspective to my music. My travels helped me realize that people all around the world are essentially the same in their basic life needs and their desires to live peacefully in their communities. These experiences have informed my commitment to working for international understanding as I organize at home. A powerful way to educate and inspire is with music. I tell people's stories, do social commentary with a touch of satire that I hope you enjoy and share with your friends, as well as sing together in the streets and in your living rooms. I also have children's music written for the children in my life with Jacob and Kayla as primary muses. Looking forward to seeing you on the road, Tom
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #3
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
tom neilson
Rights
Tom Neilson 2016
Uploaded
September 11, 2016
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.8 MB 128 kbps 1:56
Story behind the song
Televangelist says it's a crime for women to say god during sex; that it is a crime and should be prosecuted.
Lyrics
John Hagee is authority - on female blasphemy when using commandment number 1 You cannot use the holy name in syntax that would make it vain Like when your intercourse is overdone. Now Rev’rend John in San Antone preaches at the Cornerstone And he says there is no greater sin Than during intercourse invoke the name of god when spoke-n By a woman who has no discipline. John says it’s filthy, derogatory; get a place in purgatory; To use our maker’s name is just a crime Every woman should be prosecuted if during sex she’s elecuted “Oh my god,” she should be doing time Yes if you’re squeezin, getting pleasin, remember that there is no reason For your lips to utter o my lord John says that you should be in jail for a crime of such a scale, Incarceration is your just reward. So when you get to your orgasm and we know every woman has ‘em, Think of other things that you can say “Oh, my!” “Wow!” Holy Cow, These words all uphold the vow And the first commandment, you’ll obey Golly Gee, Hush my mouth, if your honey’s goin south Yowza, gosh, Jeepers Creepers!” These exclamations are all keepers And the first commandment, you’ll obey
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