DEAD RINGER © words and music by C. Stewart ( March 20, 2016 ) She rang the bells In Mikes motel Drank whiskey straight Got drunk as hell She entertained The female guests You'll never guess What happen next CHORUS..... Somebody killed the big bull dyke last night She's a dead ringer for my uncle Mike Six foot 2 and rode a motor bike But somebody killed the big bull dyke last night Dead ringer She's a dead ringer I got the clues I found the knife Now I know who Took her life A guitar pick An open door Bloody bells Lie on the floor Repeat Chorus.... Dead ringer She's a dead ringer